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George Carlin - When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops (Audio Book)
Hyperion | ISBN: 140130821X | 2005 | MP3 | 316 MB
Theres no better way to enjoy one of Carlins books than to hear him read it himself. With his gravelly voice, Carlin sounds like a foul-mouthed, grumpy grandfather as he riffs on everything from politics and the improper use of language to plane-boarding etiquette and the differences between the sexes. Hes alternately crude ("Every evening at seven-thirty, citizens and consumers get a chance to sound off and air their complaints. Dont miss Blow It Out Your Ass!...") and outrageously funny (such as when he compares people of faith to UFO believers), and hes always irreverent ("A childrens museum sounds like a good idea, but I would imagine its not very easy to breathe inside the little glass cases"). The one topic that gets under his skin is euphemisms and, related to that, political correctness: "I can remember when I was young that poor people lived in slums. Not anymore. These days, the economically disadvantaged occupy substandard housing in the inner cities. Its so much nicer for them." Needless to say,
Carlin has his comic timing down pat.His energetic reading is punctuated by conversational bits ("Hah? Whaddya think? Maybe?") and enhanced by his deft vocal variation (such as when hes narrating the "Continuing Story of Mary & Joseph"), making listeners will feel as if theyve got a front-row seat at one of his comedy shows.

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